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Well, it's just like any other online store only more fun and stupid! I love not giving two damns about anything except my customers. You cute little cryptid lovers are top priority considering you pay me money for my hobby.
I carry cool cryptid based stuff that no capitalist has ever touched before. It's their loss, too! Apparently this is a highly untapped market and I'm the Monopoly guy.
I'm Jada. I'm 19 years old and the only goddamned employee here. I love Mothman a bit too much and have been described as 'kinda weird'. Shown here is an artist's rendition. It's very accurate.
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